There’s actually an Amazon troll. This guy signed up like a week ago and has 1-stared almost 100 different shows, movies, books and some other odd items (he has maybe 4-5 reviews 2 or 3-stared).  Amazingly there’s like 30 different things that are the “worst ever.” He’s rather clever, too. Like every other one is a play on the name. Like for Full House he titles his review “Try Full Garbage,” for Picket Fences he put “Try Picket Fools,” & my personal favourite, for What’s New, Scooby Doo? he came up with “Try what’s not Scooby Doo” all on his own. Man, I wish I could come up with awesome puns like that.. It’s kind of like how my dad uses barf for fast food places with two words. Like Burger Barf & Pizza Barf.

I probably shouldn’t even be writing this since he’s doing it for attention. It’s just so pitiful that it’s almost funny. I’m down to it being some grade schooler bored at home or a writer who has never been taken serious by Hollywood and just pissed that all these shows and movies were made but people laugh at his scripts. If you browse through a lot of the Sci Fi DVDs, you can’t miss him. If his writing is anything like his reviews, I know why he gets laughed at.

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